I gets confused as to why some peoples call theyselves Christian and then turn around and act like the devil on a Saturday night motorcycle ride. Oh. Y’all ain’t hear? The Catholic Church has decided to perform stunts and shows in D.C. to protest gay marriage. They are turning out the children left and right, honey. Literally.
And they just told they employees to go get they coins from somewhere else. Evidently, Jesus’ charity only stretches but so far. No more balms in Gilead, chile.
Truth is them kids is better off being as far away from the Catholic Church as heavenly possible. You know how them priestesses get down.
Oh, mighty Isis! Please protect me from the bonafide fuckery the children insist on putting me through. I prays and I prays and still I cain't be free from this deviltry.
Lawd, why come fat people always wanna wear the wrong stuff? I mean, for serious. If y'all know y'alls feet is wide as highways, why you tryna squeeze into some side streets?
Look at Gabourey Sidibe. This heffa is bout as big as a gaggle of hamhocks. And yet, here her is tryna put she hooves in some juicy couture shoes. For realz? Straps, darling? It should be illegal for that much weight to be on a damn heel. If only her pinky toe could suck its teeth. And lotion is fundamental.
