Showing posts with label I Can't No More. Show all posts
Showing posts with label I Can't No More. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 14, 2010

Stop the Dumbness

Chris Brown on the set of Precious.

The worse thing about Chris Brown ain't that he wore Rihanna's ass out. It's that he's about as smart as a can of Old English.

This motherfucking grown ass man didn't know what the census was. Oh, so you can sing and dance and punch Caribbean girls in the forehead, but you can't open a letter and read what it says?

Where are the parents, Jehovah? Why come they let this boy have an interview knowing he ain't got the sense You gave him?

Oh, Miss Brown. I'ma pray for you (that's Christian for "I think you're an asshole").

Thursday, March 4, 2010

House of Pedophilia Turns the Children OUT!

Exactly!

I gets confused as to why some peoples call theyselves Christian and then turn around and act like the devil on a Saturday night motorcycle ride.  Oh. Y’all ain’t hear?  The Catholic Church has decided to perform stunts and shows in D.C. to protest gay marriage.   They are turning out the children left and right, honey.  Literally.

And they just told they employees to go get they coins from somewhere else.  Evidently, Jesus’ charity only stretches but so far.  No more balms in Gilead, chile. 

Truth is them kids is better off being as far away from the Catholic Church as heavenly possible. You know how them priestesses get down.