Zoop!

My nipples and my bellybutton are in the same place, and what?

Finally, a honest fat person. Praise Jesus.

Baby Fat

No bitch, I'm hungry!

Get you a piece of this video here. This F.I.T. (Faggot in Training) is getting life with a banana and a Lady Gaga song, Mickey Moused down. Apparently, cunts come in all ages, shapes, and sizes.

How your baby's belly that big and he's not even 10 yet? Underoos all stretched out and what not. Lawd ha' mercy. How much you wanna bet the person holding the camera is a biggun too?

Ooh, that made me chuckle.

Y'all say I'm harsh on the fat children. I say stop eatin.

Y'all say I'm mean. I say y'all gunkified.

Calorie Queens

Fat people make me sick.

I know you supposed to be proud of who you are and all that, but let's face facts:

1. You're big as a duplex.
2. Thighs ain't supposed to have dimples.
3. Men ain't supposed to have titties.
4. Fat people have a greater risk for heart disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, and gingivitis.
5. Spandex wasn't made for you.
6. I hate when you eat up all the food.
7. You sweat too damn much.
8. That cheesy substance between the folds of your ass, groin, breast, neck, and armpit areas? That's not supposed to be there.
9. I don't have the time or strength to lift your belly to find your microscopic penis.
10. One chin is enough.

Ya'll got me speaking in tongues.  Gunkified.

Goblins Are Running Rampant!

 Separated at birth? Sandra Rose (top) and a random pig.

Y'all ever see a photo of this Obama-hating whore named Sandra Rose? Chile, never in a trillion years have I ever seen a tramp as ugly as this one. Now I see why she be on her blog hatin' 24/7. That bitch got a ugly complex.  Lashin' out at pretty folks because her face genes are defective.  And it ain't kuz she darkskinned.  This hoe is just plain ugly irregardless of the color of her complexion. 

Fuck a rose! They should call her Sandra Snapdragon. Y'all heard it here first.

Good mernting!  I'm Skrawberry Gunk and Sandra Rose has just been gunkified.