You Mad?

Somebody please tell me there's a Psalm or Proverb for this:

 

The End of Days

Revelations ain't got shit on this here.

Not even Lee Daniels's Precious self-hatin' ass could have conjured this shit up!

These two queens at the Welfare Office got into a fight.  Jehovah knows where they was at.  Coulda been Compton or Detroit or St. Louis or the Bronx or Atlanta or Baltimore or Camden.  Any place niggers stay niggers no matter how many Bible verses you read to them.  Anywho, they was kickin and punchin and hittin and thowin each other all over the place.  But that ain't the worst part.

Then, in a stunning move that made even Jesus gag, one of the bitches vogued.  In front of everybody.  And had the nerve to think she was cute.  Shameless.

There's a special place in Tartarus for the walking cunts.  Believe it.

Gunkified all day.

Cunts Can Get Life Too!

I have only one word: Yassssssssssssssssssssssss!

Jesus Walks, Honey

 

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Miss Donitra McClurkin is vury mad at all the LGBTQ kids for not renouncing they dildos, strap-ons, and midnight booty-shot rendezvous for a quick prayer meeting at C.O.G.I.C. (aka Chile, Old Girls Is Crazy).   She wants you to know that Jesus can help you overcome your same-sex desires.  Too bad Jesus can't make a bitch stop lying, though.  Donitra knows she be gettin' that pussy turnt out every chance she gets.  Talking 'bout just because she's on a diet don't mean she don't wanna eat.  Tramp, please.  Just because you got up in front of a stadium full of Christian homophobes and put on Holy Ghost Stunts and Shows don't mean you ain't sucking dick like a Hoover and gettin' that ass pumped like gas!

Your slip is showing, Miss One. What did Miss Kanye say?  Jesus Walks...for the gods, baby. You better get into it.

Yup.  That's right.  You just been gunkified.