My, My, My, the Devil is a Liar!

(Put on your red dress, Miss Thang!)

Baby, you ain't gotta lie.

Erybody and they mother know you gay. I mean, it's common knowledge. You can sit up there until all the mascara disappears from your face and you ain't gone be nothing but gay. You AND Eddie Murphy. I don't care how many kids you got. Homosexuals make babies too!

I don't care what nobody say. Ain't no man that damn feminine unless he gettin poked in the booty. Let's just put the shit on out there. Praise the lawd.

I can already hear the children gettin mad at Skrawberry: "It ain't none of your got damn business what Johnny Gill do!" "I hate when people try to out somebody!" "Why you worried about Johnny?" "It's people like you that make the world hate gay people!"

Here's my early response: so, because, and too damn bad. Y'all queens always finna shoot the messenger. Y'all doing too much. Y'all best sit down and shut up before you get your wig snatched lovely.

Or before you get gunkified.

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House of Pedophilia Turns the Children OUT!

Exactly!

I gets confused as to why some peoples call theyselves Christian and then turn around and act like the devil on a Saturday night motorcycle ride.  Oh. Y’all ain’t hear?  The Catholic Church has decided to perform stunts and shows in D.C. to protest gay marriage.   They are turning out the children left and right, honey.  Literally.

And they just told they employees to go get they coins from somewhere else.  Evidently, Jesus’ charity only stretches but so far.  No more balms in Gilead, chile. 

Truth is them kids is better off being as far away from the Catholic Church as heavenly possible. You know how them priestesses get down.

Jesus Walks, Honey

 

What would you do for a Klondike Bar?

Miss Donitra McClurkin is vury mad at all the LGBTQ kids for not renouncing they dildos, strap-ons, and midnight booty-shot rendezvous for a quick prayer meeting at C.O.G.I.C. (aka Chile, Old Girls Is Crazy).   She wants you to know that Jesus can help you overcome your same-sex desires.  Too bad Jesus can't make a bitch stop lying, though.  Donitra knows she be gettin' that pussy turnt out every chance she gets.  Talking 'bout just because she's on a diet don't mean she don't wanna eat.  Tramp, please.  Just because you got up in front of a stadium full of Christian homophobes and put on Holy Ghost Stunts and Shows don't mean you ain't sucking dick like a Hoover and gettin' that ass pumped like gas!

Your slip is showing, Miss One. What did Miss Kanye say?  Jesus Walks...for the gods, baby. You better get into it.

Yup.  That's right.  You just been gunkified.